Senior Citizen

Monica took Jack to the vet today for his annual check-up, and it turns out there is something wrong with him.

He’s now classified as a “senior”.

So now he can get us discounts on early-bird specials and matinee movies, but unfortunately he wears his pants way too high and tells the same stories over and over again.

And for those of you wondering, his check-up was fine. He’s a perfectly healthy dog.